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[...] and thats’ why, dear, i started a blog.
They say God rested on the seventh day.
What they do not say is that during that damn sunday some folks invented the Internet.
On monday, God got a bit surprised.
On tuesday he phoned his chiarman Adam to ask what the flip was going on. Adam said he had no idea: he had slept all sunday and missed work on monday, so he got fired.
Today is wednesday and God asked if we could possibly meet for lunch.
Now, i must say i’m always pretty busy, but I always find a free spot for friends.
He begged for help.
Help, i had none, but I told him I found a way to distract them all while he tried to get a hold of all that mess.
I’ll open a blog, I said.
So, that’s my story.

~ di chickonspeed su Ottobre 31, 2007.